You would think I wouldn't have to make an announcement about this but apparently I do. Unless you are an openly gay man or attempting to engage in a self sterilization project, you should not be wearing skinny jeans! This is the new phenomenon and I can't for the life of me understand why. Why potentially risk the life of your future children? Why have your voice be forced to go up an octave? Why suffocate the peen? All questions that need to be answered.
I don't give a flyin friggin fuck what Kanye says or does! Skinny jeans on men are NOT what's hot! But I also believe that Kanye is a closeted gay man. To that I say get yo ass out the closet because you confusin all these straight little boys into thinkin it's okay for them to wear skinny jeans and it fa damn sho is not!
But a lot of people are in denial about just how homoerotic hip-hop is! Yall ever seen those "Gangstalicious" episodes of The Boondocks? They hit the nail on the head. Hip-Hop culture is heavily influenced by prison culture and drug culture. Yall know what goes on in prison.... Drugs such as X, which as yall pill poppers know, makes you hella....lovey dovey....with anyone. Also hip-hop has integrated itself within the fashion industry due to "poor record sales." And how many straight men in the fashion industry do you know? Yeah, that's what I thought!
Lil Wayne (SUSPECT) Diddy (SUSPECT) Kanye (SUSPECT) Jim Jones(SUSPECT) Check the lyrics and behaviors folks!
Also, in regards to Kanye has anyone else peeped that androgynous lookin broad he's been around? SUSPECT!
Kanye is not metro! Kanye is homo! And it's high time he admit it!
