Yesterday

So, my ass was sick and shit so I couldn't get on. And I figure that if yo ass is too sick to sit at a fuckin computer, yo ass is pretty damn sick! Deal with it, let's move thafuck on! I gots lots to talk about and I'm pissed cuz someone fuckin won MY Powerball! But I figure if the winnin ticket was gonna be sold in South Carolina where that shit is preselected and shit, I had no chance anyways.

Had a homegirl call me yesterday whose ass I aint talked to for a minute and did that broad call me back like she was sposed to? No her ass didn't. Shit, she the type that think her ass is Coco from FAME! So yall already know what I'm dealin with.

Plus my pussy ass landlord won't let me put in DirecTV and the only other choice I have is Eat-A-Raw-Donkey-Dick-Comcast! Aint that about a bitch? So yall know what the tone of the blog is most likely gonna be today!